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The DVD Critics Corner Academy Awards Quiz!

Hey movie fans, Tom here, your DVD Critics Corner pal!

Well, the Oscars are finally here! All the glitz and glamour, the stars, the movies…

The gold statue thing… the guy who says stuff…

Look, I’m going to be honest. I completely lost interest in the Academy Awards when Star Wars: The Force Awakens was not nominated for best picture.

I know! Right?  Complete outrage! So because of this egregious miscarriage of justice, I am boycotting the Academy Awards show this year. I have much better things to do with 5 hours on a Sunday night thank you very much. My socks are not going to sort themselves you know.

Since I did promise a quiz of some sort, here’s one based on the last movie I just saw which features natural disasters, massive destruction of property, and a DVD Critics Corner Hall of Famer! That beats some snooty ol art house Oscar movie any day!  Here’s a DVDCC Quiz about – San Andreas!

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SAN ANDREAS (2015)

Tom watched the movie San Andreas  because:

  1. He enjoys special effects laden disaster films.
  2. It was the next film on his Netflix DVD queue.
  3. He just felt like it okay?
  4. You’re not the boss of him!
Dwayne Johnson stars and plays Raymond Gaines, whose occupation is:
  1. LAPD SWAT team Leader
  2. Air Rescue Pilot for  the Los Angeles Fire Department
  3. Some other tough job you would never have because you’re a giant puss!
  4. Optimus Prime’s stunt double. The man is huge.

Ray is kinda bummed out because:

  1. His estranged wife Emma (Carla Guigino) has given him divorce papers and is going to move in with her wealthy architect boyfriend Daniel (Ioan Gruffudd).
  2. His daughter Blake (Alexandra Daddario) is going off to college.
  3. If his muscles get any bigger, he won’t be able to fit in his rescue chopper.
  4. All of the above.
Meanwhile, seismology professor Dr. Lawrence Hayes over at Caltech makes a horrifying discovery:
  1. The San Andreas Fault is about to shift dramatically.
  2. Any major city along the fault line is going to be destroyed by giant earthquakes.
  3. He’s played by Paul Giamatti, who really is too good for a movie like this.

A massive quake hits L.A. and traps Emma atop a crumbling skyscraper. Raymond:

  1. Flies to the rescue in his helicopter.
  2. Extracts Emma from the building before it collapses.
  3. When listening to her cries for help on the phone replies “Why don’t you get Mr. Rich Architect to help you, ya whore!” before hanging up.

Raymond and Emma then race to help Blake who:

  1. Is in San Francisco which is being leveled by the biggest quake ever.
  2. Is using the survival skills her Dad taught her to survive the chaos.
  3. Is super hot, and therefore must survive because so many hot girls in Los Angeles were probably killed in the earlier quake, and hot girls must not go extinct!
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TOO HOT TO DIE.

 

There are many exciting scenes in San Andreas, particularly:

  1. Raymond and Emma parachuting into a crumbling San Francisco.
  2. A massive tsunami that snaps the Golden Gate Bridge in half!
  3. Paul Giammatti looking at the earthquake data on his laptop and saying “Oh my God” a bunch of times. He’s such a good actor!

San Andreas draws to a dramatic conclusion when:

  1. Raymond and Emma rescue Blake from a flooded building.
  2. Mother, Father, and Daughter are reunited as rescue workers move in to comfort the survivors.
  3. EVERY CG BUILDING, TREE, AND NATIONAL LANDMARK IN SAN FRANCISCO HAS FALLEN!
Does Tom recommend San Andreas?
  1. Yes.
  2. No.
  3. Give him a minute to think about it, okay?
  4. You’re not his Mom!!!

 

Enjoy the Star Wars free Oscars.